I knew I was getting old, but thanks to LinkedIn and Indeed I learned that I am quite dead, and have been for years.

About two years ago I applied for a job on LinkedIn that was well within my creative and administrative abilities and heard absolutely nothing. Well, for three weeks I heard nothing, and a friend of mine told me some gruesome facts. We’ll call her “Barbara”. “Barbara” was an old friend who worked as an assistant to the CEO of this Austin high technology company I had…